Thursday, April 22, 2010

To Talk Or To Tweet?




What's all these stuff about tweeting? The world has gone crazy with tweeting.

Tweeting is so important that all the tweets are going to be preserved and archived.

Can you imagine, when someone tweets, I'm going to poo now, this is going to be recorded as an important document to be preserved for eternity or until they ran out of memory.

Can you imagine a lawyer asking to have access to all the tweets of someone he is suing?

"On June 2009 at 16:07, you have tweeted that you are upset with John and want to smash his head. So you are responsible for his death."

So guys, everything you tweeted, can be held against you in 20 years time. The records are there.

Maybe I should give a course at the university of Washaga on how to tweet. After 3 years you can get a BA Tweet.

After another year you get a Master Tweet and finally a PHD Tweet.

Mind you all the lectures will take place through tweeting. It will be a silent lecture and there's no need to write.

Exams will be through tweeting.

After graduation you will be a professor or doctor Tweet.

Sounds cool isn't it?

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